Pick Flowers, Not Fights

u-ok:

u-ok:

Found someone’s iPod left in the parking lot at Walmart. I read through the messages and apparently it belongs to Darrel and his girlfriend is pregnant and he don’t wanna be with here and he’s talking with other girls its also her birthday weekend

HE ALSO OWNS 16 EVANESCENCE ALBUMS ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY

u-ok:

Found someone’s iPod left in the parking lot at Walmart. I read through the messages and apparently it belongs to Darrel and his girlfriend is pregnant and he don’t wanna be with here and he’s talking with other girls its also her birthday weekend

HE ALSO OWNS 16 EVANESCENCE ALBUMS ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY

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I love our scenes at the art show.

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territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

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voldemortsblog:

bloodandgutsinhighschool:

cleargummibears:

santahale:

Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.

Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award

Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.

Leonardo DiCaprio Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Never Wins An Award

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older-aang:

baw-bee:

sophieonpage:

thegoddamazon:

I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

Legitimately turned on by this

This is the best thing.

Why this cartoon is the best cartoon.

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“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski

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youputthetowelonthetable:

barryyouasshole:

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets

jalapeño business

He’s tripping on acid

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

BREAKING NEWS: painter hospitalized after too many strokes

itscalling:

k1mkardashian:

chris is just a simple guy

always at 4pm

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tinychatter:

“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

hashashiyyin:

#wat im trying to say is im totes bangin ur wife kk